Felix : Vancouver. 19. Hugely passionate about culinary. Food, Technology, Music, Driving are things that I enjoy. Simple but a perfectionist.
Taken by a boy called Andrew.
Nice to meet you.
Taken by a boy called Andrew.
Nice to meet you.
one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were
for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse
because i said dildo.
Questions from a Straight Guy: Locker Room Etiquette
- Patrick: Do you check us out in the locker room?
- Me: Do you check each other out?
- Patrick:
- Patrick: Answer the question.
- Me: If you're in my line of sight, I'm not going to close my eyes. Same with peripheral vision. Otherwise, I'm just going to maintain eye contact or, in the showers, just look at the wall or my feet.
- Patrick: How do you not get a boner?
- Me: I've known you idiots my entire life. It's not like I'm going to suddenly get off on you now. Plus, it's all mental. I just think, "This is not the place for that."
- Patrick: I keep expecting you to get hard.
- Me: So, while I'm not looking at your dick, you can't take your eyes off of mine.
- Patrick: Well, when you put it THAT way...
- Me: If you were in a locker room with a group of women, wouldn't you be able to control yourself?
- Patrick: I wouldn't last five seconds.
- Me: It takes years of practice to not be creepy.
